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Today on FAN, I will cover how I would’ve booked the Bray Wyatt vs. Undertaker feud, from the moment Bray takes Undertaker and Kane’s powers, until Wrestlemania. This will sound similar to the article where Bray broke The Streak, but I promise, there will be differences.

To start, Bray will take the powers of the Brothers of Destruction as he did on actual WWE TV, but with less cheesy graphics. Just the lightning flash and Kane’s pyro (no sound effect). Of course this leads up to Survivor Series, with the big difference being that the Wyatts win this match.

From then on, the Wyatts run WWE, with Bray Wyatt proving too strong to beat for anyone. They’ll win separate matches at TLC, with all of them dominating matches against legit competition. At the Royal Rumble, Undertaker and Kane will each make their return, with Undertaker coming out as ABA (American Badass)/Big Evil and Kane coming out maskless.

Undertaker and Kane work well together at the Rumble to take out a lot of the competition. The Wyatts will then enter and The Brothers of Destruction will end up taking out Harper and Rowan and combining forces to take out Strowman. Then here comes Bray. Still powered up, Bray will clean house, beating down both Taker and Kane, dominating the match, and working against the big dogs like Lesnar, even taking him out on his own. Of course, Wyatt will eliminate both Kane and Taker (separately) and have a strong showing in the Final Four, when both Undertaker and Kane come back and attack him. Wyatt will fend off one of them, but the other will kamikaze him through the ropes (diving/spearing him through them), thus eliminating him and leaving Wyatt furious.

On Raw the next night, Raw demands Taker and is denied as he’s not there. He then demand Kane and gets the same response. Still angry, Wyatt throws a tantrum using his powers and starts terrorizing that show. He interrupts every match and takes out the champions, ending the show with his signature pose. Just before it fades off air, the gong hits and he looks up shocked. Then Kane’s pyro hits and he jumps, looking worried.

The next Raw, Wyatt demands a WWE Title match and gets it. He dominates the champion, but Kane interferes, causing the champion to get DQ’d. Wyatt fights off Kane and ends up Sister Abigailing him with eyes wide open in rage, though he laughs it off as he poses over his body. Taker then makes an entrance on his motorcycle to end Raw.

On the next show, Harper, Rowan, and Strowman all get ambushed back stage with a lead pipe. The night ends in a Taker vs. Wyatt, where Wyatt wins after no-selling a pipe shot that Taker gets in behind the ref’s back. From there, Undertaker and Kane officially team up as the Brothers of Destruction, becoming a formidable team even without their powers.

Kane faces Rowan and Undertaker faces Luke Harper, with Kane winning and Undertaker struggling and barely beating Harper. The Wyatts will then surround the ring via teleporting n and close in on Taker, but Kane will interrupt and together, they clear the ring.

At Fastlane, The Brothers of Destruction beat Harper and Rowan decisively in a tag match, but on Raw, Wyatt will beat Kane. Taker will try to beat Strowman, but will need to force a double countout and use weapons just to hold him off. The Wyatts will beat him down to end Raw.

Undertake and Kane will face Bray and Luke Harper the next Raw and win by pinning Harper. The Raw after that, Wyatt does a promo stating how he underestimated the Brothers of Destruction. Even without their powers, they are strong and still high caliber fighters. Their resistance is…cute, but it ends at Wrestlemania.

On the Raws before Wrestlemania, Wyatt and Strowman then battle the Brothers of Destruction and are actually losing at one point. The Brothers double chokeslam Strowman when Harper and Rowan interfere. Both of them get chokeslammed as well, and so does Wyatt. Wyatt however does the spiderwalk to a standing point, and then gets a Tombstone by Kane and a Last Ride by Taker. Wyatt will later cut a promo about relinquishing Undertaker and Kane’s powers to them, because they’re his to control and his to play with. He’ll allow Taker his powers so that he may lose at his best, against the new Face of Fear. He will do the same for Kane, because even his powers can’t help him against Braun Strowman.

At Wrestlemania, it will be Wyatt vs. Taker and Strowman vs. Kane. Strowman wins after throwing Kane around most of the match, Kane uses his finishers (both Chokeslam AND Tombstone), Strowman kicks out, and hits his own.

For Wyatt vs. Taker, the match is fairly even, but Wyatt no-sells everything. Taker will hit a chokeslam, Wyatt will kick out. Taker will lock in a Hell’s Gate and Wyatt will laugh through it, and hit Taker with a Sambo Slam. Taker tries a Tombstone and Wyatt spiderwalks back up, laughing. Taker backs away and goes for a chokeslam, but Wyatt will laugh, overpower the arm, and then do a chokeslam of his own.

Taker will sit up and start fighting back with punches. He goes for his running big boot, and Wyatt hits his crossbody instead. Then the senton. Wyatt does Taker’s throat slit and then hits a Tombstone of his own. Undertaker will be seriously hurt and try to sit up. Wyatt will turn serious and scream “No! No! You are weak! You are mine!”. Taker will fail to sit up, Wyatt will laugh, pick him up, do the dance, the kiss, and hit Sister Abigail, pinning Undertaker and becoming the New Face of Fear.